Magpie tales hosts a weekly photo writing prompt
A short or poem will do
This week's photo:
Bright trumpets of yellow
heralding spring...
I wished instead
He'd given a ring
A sparkly one
with faceted face
But he'll find out
in tonight's embrace
Unless I get that rock
old man
all you'll get
is the
two-lips
plan
Silly Suz!
ReplyDeleteWhhhhaaat?
ReplyDeleteDamn! I KNEW I should have sent roses!!
ReplyDeleteThe carats are in the garden, my dear!! :)
Fun write, Suz!!
You are hysterical! That was so funny. Thanks for the smile :o)
ReplyDeleteOh, saucy! Amusing read.
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! Poor fella just the two lips plan! So funny I had to laugh out loud! (LOL)
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LOL, I really did. This was a fun one Suz
ReplyDeleteSuz, great one. I'm still smiling!
ReplyDeleteThe two-lips plan! Hee! Fun piece, Suz!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteDorothy Parker felt the same:
ReplyDelete"Why is it no one ever sent me yet,
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Oh no, it's just my luck always to get
One perfect rose."
Good one, Suz!
Really fun Suz, and a pleasure to read out loud.
ReplyDeleteI can see that in an anthology of comic verse, Suz! Gave me a great laugh!
ReplyDeleteSilly man! What was he thinking with a bouquet of daffodils?
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Oh, lala...young lady. What cha say?
ReplyDeleteDid you get the rock and most important did he get more than the two-lips? Hehe...I really only want to know about the rock.
Bye...to my funny blog friend!
Suz--I used to know a joke about "planting tulips" (two lips!). Is this much the same???? You have a great sense of humor. Love the photo of the tagger. We were just noticing all the tags on a rail car on Sunday. Some are quite beautiful...some are angry. Better the anger in that form than tied to a bomb on your waist I suppose!
ReplyDeletehaha poor him, he won't have nay idea what's wrong :D
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